i have seen this “…. needs” meme post floating around lately. i did this one a long time ago and i added to it just now.
what do you really need?
the idea is that you g00gle the phrase “[your name] needs,” and then share the results. i used “kathleen needs” and “kathleen wants” because there were so many wild responses. i picked some of my favorites. if anyone wants to play along, just leave me a comment or an email (in my profile), so i’ll know where to go to read your responses.
ready? here goes …
-kathleen needs temporary help. how about permanent?
-kathleen needs atheists to be perceived as evil and inferior otherwise people might think we are. this was just odd.
-kathleen needs all the help she can get to keep from looking stupid. this is cute. who can’t relate to this gem?
-kathleen needs to show more innocence. too late.
-kathleen needs to be here. i love living right where i am in alaskathank you very much.
-kathleen needs to ease back and stop being so earnest. how did they know?
-kathleen needs more information. of course, always, anytime.
-kathleen needs to talk. sooo true.
-kathleen needs to talk to people she trusts for reassurance. DUH! absolutely. who do you trust baby?
-kathleenneeds a shoulder to lean on. i am grateful for every shoulder i know who i can turn to when i need and want that kind of support and care.
-kathleen needs a committee. now, wouldn’t that be kinda cool?
-kathleen needs to be national, international even. famous.
-kathleen needs to be contacted. absolutely. i love getting friendly email, “good mail,” blog comments, calls, and walks with those i care about.
-kathleen needs to chill. okay, if you say so.
-kathleen needs to knock off some of the swimmers ahead of her. now that kathleen sounds much too mean.
-kathleen needs to mail a package. i love “good mail.”
-kathleenneeds help because in the past she has had a few falls and has broken both legs and one of her arms! now i just felt so sorry for this poor kathleen. don’t you?
-kathleen needs to know. yes, i want to know it all ((smiles)).
-kathleen needs our help! keep supporting kathleen. you heard it. it’s in writing, so it must be true.
-kathleen needs to start doing some bragging. okay, why not?
-kathleenneeds her. i don’t know which “her” they mean, but i absolutely do need “my people” — my favorite souls who touch my life and make this existence on earth a joy to be around. i think one of the best gifts we are given in this life is the special relationships that we get to share our lives with. we are so blessed if we have even one cherished person who fits in this category for us. i feel lucky. i am thinking of the “count your many blessings” hymn. good stuff.
-kathleen needs jason. i don’t know any jason and i certainly don’t need him.
-kathleen needs to come back. y’all come back now, ya hear.
-kathleen needs our support. i can always use that.
-kathleen needs a b-day gift. my birthday is 16aug1968. mark your calendar, haha. get me something good. hee hee. hmmm? flavored hot chocolate drinks are a yummy delight. mmmmm
-kathleen needs to go back to sleep. so true for me. i have to force myself to go to sleep some (many) nights because i don’t like to stop. it catches up with me eventually though good thing.
-kathleen wants to do her best by you, so send her your suggestions, thoughts, comments. you heard it! man, i get such a kick out of reading these blogs, your comments, and your emails, etc. i want more. you want more. can you say blogaddiction? ((grins)).
-kathleen needs more swagger. why not? is this a dance move? speedy is the dancer in the family? no wait, his dog mardy is, hehe.
-kathleen needs to assist you with your online journal. anytime baby! hehe.
-kathleen needs to take a cute bear home. how did they know? i loooovelittle stuffed bears. i havethem everywhere (abovemy bed, a few on a shelf at work, one rides in my truck). these are some of my favorite things to give away (to the primary kids and to my favorite friends). these are soft and mushy bearhugs to share with others. how sweet is that? it is so comforting and a stress relief, too, to snuggle the fuzzy lovies in life.
-kathleen needs a better deal. who doesn’t?
-kathleen needs to be an artist. i am an artist (in hobbies). i am creative and i love to make stuff, like cross-stitch handstitched projects, greeting cards, altered books, writing, some drawing (i created more than 30 of my own cartoon characters and made them into personalized birthday cards for the little kids). i think creative people are some of the most interesting people to be around .. they come up with some pretty wild ideas .. just think of ga ry lar son from “the f a r s i d e” and sc ott ad ams who writes “dil bert” cartoons & books. they are so out there. their creative minds and ideas are amazing to me. when i am done with my government career, i am thinking very seriously about opening up some kind of craft/artsy shop. or working in a morgue or C S I type job. maybe some day. i know, you’re probably thinking huh? craft shop or de ad people?? huh? intrigues me.
-kathleen needs to be more. don’t we all? is this like “more than a woman”? or “three times a lady”? ah haha, this just tickles me.
-kathleen needs to respond to my comments when we have some time to talk. i love reading the blogs and commenting. you know what? i love it when you come by and leave me cutsey notes. i eat it up.
-kathleenneeds a loving relationship based on mutual respect. i think this way about every relationship i am lucky enough to get to be a part of. i feel grateful to know those i know (who i like, tee hee, duh).
-kathleen needs to cry. sure do. sometimes, we all do. no need to hold it all in. almost every single sunday, something or many things just get to me, move me to tears, and i am glad for these moments. i am a goner “sentimental fool” at times, but i don’t see that as a bad thing, i see that as being more real, in touch, or hopefully trying to be … (i would rather feel this than feel nothing like a stone.)
-kathleen needs you. you know who you are. i need all “my people.” don’t you?
-kathleenneeds to be available to say yes when God calls. absolutely. i need to pay attention more and listen and be willing to serve the others in my sphere of influence who need me for some reason.
-kathleen needs to be called. so agree. you heard it. i love being called, emailed, good mailed, blog commented …. keep it coming ((big grins)). if you know my number, use it.
-kathleen needs her mommy. awwwwwhhhhh! now this one is just awwhhh, so cute! this reminds me awhile back when one of the little 5 y/osin primary church sharing time was being difficult and whispered loudly to me, “i want my mommy!” and i felt tried and tired and i whispered loudly to her, “i want my mommy, too!” actually, now that i look back on that, that was kinda funny. i never said that to someone else’s child before that moment.
-kathleen needs to change her life. there is one urghthing that i wish i could change right now. some of you know. but mostly other than that, i am pretty content. always can improve absolutely, but i definitely want to keep reminding myself to be grateful for all my blessings that God keeps giving me. thank you to those of you who tell me you like how i list my blessings lists/post (the sweets to be thankful for) … that almost always lifts my mood to remember to be more grateful.
-kathleen needs to be a bulldog SERIOUS! littermate!! haha! this was funny. i am probably too nice sometimes when i need to be a little tougher at times, depending on the situation. i feel you can be firm when necessary, but you don’t have to be “mean” and cruel about it to get your point across. i am thinking of a quote about, let me try to remember … something like “what good is it to make a point if in doing so, you diminish a soul in the process?” it is right on target. but i don’t feel too nice all the time.
-kathleen needs each of us to write a paragraph. there it is again, you heard it. write me, i love it, better than chocolate chip cookies. hehe. do you feel the same way?
-kathleen needs me to get over it. cute. again, how did they know? ((grins)).
-kathleen needs kevin to show off more. i don’t know any kevins or what exactly he needs to show off. but now i am curious.
-kathleenneeds to see the wilder side of derek. i also don’t know derekor his wild side. but which side of him is that?
-kathleen needs to step up to run the bouncing for boobs campaign. hahaha. i am not making up any of these, honest. i just got such a hoot out of name of this campaign. can you just see volunteering for this? i mean, how would you list THAT volunteer service on your resume? an interviewer asking about it would be quite humorous, hard to keep a straight face, i imagine.
-kathleen needs to talk with you — alone. well, okay. you know who you are.
-kathleen needs desperately to believe things will be okay again. don’t we all need this? this reminds me of “things will always work out.” what reassures you?
-kathleen needs folks to know she’s available. i am not available. i have been married forever (almost 19 years). my husband does not want to be replaced, he tells me this often, that is comforting and sweet. well, i guess he still has his warranty card and i haven’t received too many recall notices ((smiles)).
-kathleen needs to be attorney general. never. i would hate to have the public eye in my private life and my loved ones’ private lives constantly. i want my/our privacy. can you imagine people jumping out and taking pictures of you getting your mail from the mailbox and that being a big news story or magazine article? who cares about this (in celebrity lives)?
-kathleen needs to keep everyone together. ah, can’t we all just get along? i just had to throw in this quote.
-kathleen needs my thoughts. i do, i do. yes!
-kathleen needs him to strip. haha! no i don’t, but this was funny to read this one. but who?
-kathleen needs to be friends. i love “my people.”
-kathleen needs to do something. i do, i just don’t know what it is right at this moment, but some spontaneity is a very good thing sometimes.
-kathleenneeds to give y’all some tips — you should listen to her. you heard it ((grins)).
-kathleen needs to mentor you personally. i like this one.
-kathleen needs to be loved. absolutely absolutely absolutely. i love “my people” and those who love me. my cup runneth over.
-kathleen needs to meet her net friend. only as long as they are not faking. i love it when people are real with you, call it like it is, not afraid to say what they think, you know, real. it is a waste of time to be around people who are superficial, shallow, holding back with you so much, and keeping up major walls. and i don’t mean this with everybody in your life, i mean with a few, if you’re lucky, choice souls who touch your life in such a way. do you know what i mean?
-kathleen needs to gain some maturity. ah, who needs too much of that? hehe. i hope to always strive to look at life with wonder and curiosity and excitement like little children do.
-kathleen needs an assessment for adult day care services. huh?? not yet baby!
-kathleen needs help. funny!
these were my favorites. i saved these for the end.
-kathleen needs a midol! this is a hoot! are you smiling? my oldest daughter needs this ALL the time!
-kathleen needs to know what she’s become, and the result is a metaphysical, ontological, philosphical and theological exploration into the deepest recesses of existence. whooah! what a mouthfull! somebody sure enjoyed flexing their verbal bloatage muscle when they wrote this sentence. can you actually see yourself using all of this in one sentence with a human in your circle? or can you imagine being at a get-together and trying to keep a straight face if someone said this to you seriously? i would bust up laughing if someone said this seriously to me.
-kathleen needs to be your reflexologist. i don’t remember seeing this word in web ster’s. is this like the game of “twis ter”? i’m getting a vision. hahahaha.
-kathleen needs to give the monkey man time to find his own way. i don’t even know what this means, but it sure tickled me to read this puppy. haha!
-kathleen needs to beat me senseless for doing that. i love this one! what fun.
-kathleen needs to be behind bars. this is just funny.
and my #1 favorite one was this …
-kathleen needs world peace and a smaller behind! it cracked me up that somebody wrote this, not that they said each part, but that they said both of these together in the same sentence!
ahh this was so much fun. play along if you want to do you or some other name. there are wild things out there. remember to put “quotes” around your search … i.e., “kathleen needs.”
nighty night awesome bloggers, kathleen 🙂