wendster interviewed me — hilarious bizarre questions :)

morning sweet readers,

happy sunday.  okay, wendster came up with some bizarre and wild interview questions and she has been patiently waiting for me to answer her, so i will take a stab at these finally.  if you want to play along (i never tag), go ahead and answer these questions or let me know if you want me to come up with interview questions just for you.  if you do play, just let me know, so i can come and read your goodies.  enjoy,

1) For ONE MILLION DOLLARS would you spend one night (with your husband’s consent, of course!) with Robert Redford? (it is unspecified how RR wants to spend the evening.  He may just want to sit and talk … we don’t know!  He hasn’t specified or required anything.  He’s just said he wants to spend ONE NIGHT WITH YOU.)  Would you do it?  Robert Redford’s only condition: YOU CAN’T TELL YOUR HUSBAND WHAT YOU DID THAT NIGHT.  (Even if you did NOTHING) … EVER.  if RR wanted to say … play cards or rearrange furniture (no, that is not another name for it), then sure.  but if he wanted to do sumthing more, i’d say no.

2) Same question, but this time it’s a salesman from Cincinnati named Robert Redford (not the real Robert Redford).  haha, same answer no matter who it is offered by girl.

3) If a house fairy waved a magic wand and gave you the house of your dreams, where SPECIFICALLY would it be and what features would it have?  (Mine would have heaters in the driveway to melt the snow if I lived in Alaska, and a self watering self seeding garden in my back yard here in California.)  I want DETAILS. The only way to dream is BIG.  i don’t ever want big.  material possessions mean nothing to me.  less is more.  keep it simple and all.  money … i could care less about.  if i had the house of my dreams right now, it would be a small modest ranch style.  one bedroom.  sure, walk-in bathroom and walk-in closet attached to the bedroom would be nice.  would like a front porch, so i can sit out on the rocking chair in the evening.  location, hmmm?  i love my alaska, it would be in wasilla alaska (more in the country than in the suburbs where we presently live).  either alaska … or pennsylvania.  i feel a pull to go there, too, at times.  i grew up on the east coast, but only miss it recently. 

4) If a kid fairy could wave a magic wand over your children (yes, I know they are already perfect) and remove ONE character trait or habit, which one would you have removed?  this one is soooo easy to answer.  one wish would be to remove the jerky rude world owes me everything narcissistic teenager linda blair exorcist meany attitude.  they can have sweet moments at times, but this cruddy attitude drives me bonkers.

5) Someone’s buying you ANY pet you want.  It is guaranteed to love you and be house broken / tame. What kind do you want?  this one is sooooo easy also.  i already have this.  my miniature schnauzer luka is my baby.  he is the sweetest most cuddly doggie i have ever had the privilege of knowing.  he snuggles.  he sleeps on my pillow by my head and sometimes sleeps at my feet.  and he talks to me, too.  he howls/talks when he misses me and it is hilarious.  he howls/sings to us when he misses me/us.  he is the most loving cuddly dog i have ever known.  i hope i always have a little loving doggie like my luka.

6) Everyone seems to think they lack some kind of natural talent for ________ or _______ like “I wish I had THAT talent.  What talent do you think you lack that you wish you had in spades?  i wish i wouldn’t feel SO BLOATED when i drink liquid and eat (not even heavy meals).  it is uncomfortable and my stomach hurts often because of it.  i know this ain’t no talent, but i wish i didn’t have this. 

7) Would you spend a whole weekend in a clothing optional resort?  It’s a family values type of resort. They don’t mind you “finding your feet” (difficult for me! Where are they!!? LOL) … but they expect that after say 24 hours you’ll be joining them in their clothing free activities.  (dining, square dancing, swimming, and badminton).  (Ooooooh … the questions I ask, huh? I’m a pry-er).  i died laughing no breather when i saw this question arrive in my email alerts.  i was at work and could not laugh out loud, so instead i silently had a no breather fit.  hilarious!  but oh how i wanted to laugh hard out loud right then, but the moment was at work and all was quiet and i did not want to bring that kind of attention to myself right then.  hehehe.  hilarious to consider … ouch i remember how much it hurt to snowmachine/jump without a bra on.  no way.  i would not do this kind of resort.  but to be a fly on the wall?  hahaha.

And last:

8 ) If after we die, we were to all become naturally occurring phenomenas, which naturally occurring phenomena would YOU hope to become?  (I would probably become aurora borealis.)  i like this question.  i would come back as hubby’s boxers.  nah, just kidding, those aren’t natural.  hehehe.  if it were possible and if i could pick any natural occurring phenomena to come back as … i would pick the sun.  but not the whole sun, just part of it.  i would want to be able to shine light upon … to offer warmth, and to provide loving healing on those i care for.  when i am walking in the sun, i feel so peaceful, like heaven is kissing my face.  to get to be apart of that .. to offer that to others would be sweet and warm and cozy.  i like the cozy feel of it.  i would love to offer that warmth and snuggle to those i care for … anytime they want and need it.  ah, perfect timing, the song “i love the way you love me” is playing again.  how awesome to get a cozy song when writing a cozy answer.

wild questions, wendster.  thanks for the fun.  so if anyone wants to play, just answer these or ask me for questions for you. 

happy sunday all, kathleenybeany   aka beany xo